Mr. Woodhouse: “Must the church be so drafty, Mr. Elton? It is difficult to surrender one’s soul when one is worried about one’s throat.”
Mrs. Weston: “Perhaps some tea and cake would revive you, Mr. Woodhouse.”
Mr. Woodhouse: “Cake! Surely you’re not serving cake at your wedding, Miss Taylor! Far too rich — you put us all at peril! Where is Mr. Perry, the apothecary? I am sure he will support me!”
Mrs. Weston: “Ah, he is over there, Mr. Woodhouse… Having some cake.”
Mr. Woodhouse: “What?”

- from the film, Emma -